ΕΞΟΜΟΛΟΓΗΣΕΙΣ

01. I weep for humanity.02. I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.03. I can't be impossible; I exist. I think what you meant to say is, 'I give up; he's improbable'.04. I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.05. I am a grown man. I am a professional scientist. And I currently occupy the moral high ground.06. What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits?' Does he provide her with health insurance?07. I always listen to myself. It's one of the great joys of my life.08. I don't have to go to Hell. At 73 degrees, I'm there already!09. People of Sheldonopolis, this is your mayor. Follow me; if the children can't, leave them behind!10. I have excellent peripheral vision. On a good day, I can see my ears.11. I did a series of experiments when I was 12. My father broke his clavicle.12. And if he has twins, we can do all kinds of neat experiments on them.13. And I'm not insane, my mother had me tested.