17.12.2012 | 22:42
smoking...
Lady: Do you smoke?Man: YesLady: How many packs a day?Man: 3 packsLady: How much per packMan: £10.00Lady: And how long have you been smoking?Man: 15 yearsLady: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?Man: CorrectLady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?Man: Do you smoke?Lady: NoMan: Where's your fucking Ferrari then?
