'Can you feel it? Are you in the mood for a little bit of healing tonight? We're going to be some, doing some deep, deep, deep emotional work tonight. Some deep healing. We're going to start with all these Grateful Dead fans over here.'
'I guess we'll get more specific about our particular form of healing tonight. We're going to be performing a sexual healing. We're going to be generating the most positive energy in the whole universe you can generate. The energy of friction. That sexual energy of God's own heavenly liquid. Can you feel it? Let me get an Amen. Let me get a Hallelujah. Let me get a Jesus Fucking Christ.'
'This song is inspired by an out of body experience that our drummer had once. The Reverend Daniel Carey. Are you familiar with a high colonic? Well, Mr. Carey, you don't know what a high colonic is? That's where they shoot water up your ass to kinda cleanse out your aura and such. It's kinda like a enema. So Danny is laying there on the table receiving this high colonic and he just kind of blacks out and his soul kind of rises out of his body and flys across the sky and he sees the Rockies and the Atlantic Ocean and he comes up above the Great Pyramid at the Giza Plateau and he spirals down into the pyramid and he receives all these apocalyptic visions from this priest who is 17 feet high. And right when the priest was about to tell him when it was going to happen Danny remembered that he was having water shot up his ass and he had to get back to the high colonic so he came back so we don't know when it's actually going to happen. But hopefully soon.'
‘So this is our last song and because we’re not a juke box we’re gonna play the song that’s on the list rather than one your yelling at us. And then we’re gonna go home, we’re gonna watch pornography, and we’re gonna jerk off into a high powered fan until we all pass out. Or until something good comes on pay-per-view.’
Ok so, this next song is the last song, before the next song. This is as song that must people kind of misinterpret but that’s ok because that’s what it’s all about, right. It’s all about discovering, finding it out to yourself, thinking for yourself. Must people think this song is about bad real state choices. Some people think it’s about rectal water sports. But it’s actually about more than that. It’s about getting back to what matters. About choosing compassion over fear. About thinking for yourself. Mostly about remembering your connecting with each other by driving back into that pool of collective unconscious and learning how to swim again.’
"I noticed that none of you are naked and to really enjoy a Tool show, you gotta be completely naked, you gotta have your hand on a pole and, ah, your finger in a hole. And you'll really enjoy this situation a lot more. Trust me, I know. Think of us as like your porno music -- you guys go ahead and start fucking. We'll be your soundtrack; ignore us"
'We have a special guest joining us today, the Reverand Buzz Melvin. The lord almighty says 'I will punish you AEnima, I will strip you naked, and let the nations see you, see you in all your shame.' What God is trying to say here is that ya'll are wearing too many clothes. In order to become one with Jesus Fucking Christ you got to get naked. You got to fill a hole and grab a pole, fill a holy hole and grab a holy pole. Start fucking!'
'Alright, ok, we'll do another song. Work hard, educate yourself, turn off your tv, read a book, watch pornography and lingerie, jack-off into a high powered fan, try to resist the urge to kiss somebody else's grandmother. These are all, these are all things you can choose one of them or all of them, whatever, it's up to you, just a few suggestions. You've been wonderful, thank you very much for coming. Just remember to think for yourself, or not, whatever.'
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