Αγαπητέ Άρη, σου προωθώ το καλύτερο spam mail που έχω λάβει ποτέ!

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"Αγαπητέ Άρη", μου έγραψε η Κέλλυ, "σου προωθώ το καλύτερο spam mail που έχω ποτέ λάβει!"

Δεν ήταν υπερβολική στον χαρακτηρισμό της. 

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Απο: MUSTAFA DIGAF
Προς:
Στάλθηκε: 7:17 μ.μ. Παρασκευή, 14 Σεπτεμβρίου 2012
Θεμα: just get back to me immediately

Attention: my friend

I am contacting you to tell you about this contract which has been
giving to me as chief executioner to quad dudabu... , I was sent to kill 

you and your family by your business partner and we are very ready to

do this but due to my wife converse this morning I decided to inform
you what is going on. I and my group are withdrawing in this so you
have to be careful maybe he may send another group to do this,

But if you wish to know the person in incriminate of this planning I
will surely tell you, I don't need any money from you but I will like
to protect you if you wish, I have the money he gave me and the signed
document concerning the balance of our money which he planed to pay us
after killing you and your family and also the tape I recorded during
the conversation of the contract. I will send this to you once you get
back to me,

Note you don't have to panic to avoid him noticing what is going on,
don't inform the police yet till I send all this to you to enable it
show as an evidence to the police

Be careful the type of friend you trust

Mustafa Digaf

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